Let’s say you’re an independent,
self-sufficient woman who runs the family company and you find yourself falling
for your little brother’s best friend. Now, more than ever, you need to count
all the reasons why you need to abandon falling.
self-sufficient woman who runs the family company and you find yourself falling
for your little brother’s best friend. Now, more than ever, you need to count
all the reasons why you need to abandon falling.
Abandon Falling #1 – He’s a womanizer. Hasn’t had a serious relationship a day
in his life and changes women more often than he changes his sheets.
in his life and changes women more often than he changes his sheets.
Abandon Falling #2 – He’s never serious. He cracks one-liners, mostly at your
expense.
expense.
Abandon Falling #3 – When things go wrong, he seems unfazed and always remains
in control. It’s so annoying.
in control. It’s so annoying.
Abandon Falling #4 – He has tattoos. Lots of them. Everywhere. Not to mention,
he owns a tattoo parlor. (Damn it! Why doesn’t that sound like a bad thing
anymore?)
he owns a tattoo parlor. (Damn it! Why doesn’t that sound like a bad thing
anymore?)
Abandon Falling #5 – There’s a growing list of how different you two are. You
can’t get along for fifteen minutes—a lifetime together would land one of you
in prison.
can’t get along for fifteen minutes—a lifetime together would land one of you
in prison.
Keep repeating those reasons and
drown yourself in work. Pretend you don’t notice his good qualities or how
enticing he looks without a shirt, and do not, I repeat, do not agree to live
with the man while your place is being repaired from flood damage.
drown yourself in work. Pretend you don’t notice his good qualities or how
enticing he looks without a shirt, and do not, I repeat, do not agree to live
with the man while your place is being repaired from flood damage.
Trust me, even the strongest of us
can only forego temptation for so long.
can only forego temptation for so long.
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